Charlie Sheen’s cellphone must have been attacked by virus-or shall I say,Charlie Sheen has knocked himself out when he read a very ‘thoughtful’ text message from one of her porn star friend Kacey Jordan.
According to America’s online celebrity gossip site,TMZ,the scandalous actor received a text message from his pornstar lover,saying that she’s pregnant.
Whaaaaatt????Surely, Charlie Sheen has voluntarily knocked himself out upon reading the joyous tiding.Trying to revive the actor from his unconsciousness,his rescuers made him sniff an entire bottle of hartshorn to put Sheen back into reality.(This statement is just the writer’s imagination.)
However,in the text message sent by Charlie’s pornstar lover,there’s a big doubt if it is truly his child or not.(Poor kid! His/her mother has no idea who’s the father!)
Kacey text , “I don’t believe it’s yours, but I’m going to Oregon to take care of the situation.”
When asked why she thinks Charlie wasn’t the one who donated his sperm,Kacey responded, he used protection, but Kacey says both of them were so out of it she’s not sure if it did the trick.
According to TMZ’s sources, Charlie’s pornlover plans to abort her pregnancy within next few days.
TMZ has heard that Kacey never heard back from Charlie.
Maybe,the bottle of ammonia isn’t working!
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